Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so ugly...

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras... Cry

Yo mama so poor...

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says DING-DONG!

Yo Momma so fat

Yo Momma so fat that when she fell off the curb i tried to go around her, but i ran out of gas

Yo momma's so stupid

Yo momma's so stupid, she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK".

Yo mama is so fat

yo mama so fat she looked at the sun and said "hello little brother"!