Yo mama jokes

tic tacs

yo mamma so fat she makes free willy look like a tic tac.

Your Mama's So Ugly

*she didn't get hit with the ugly stick, she was hit with the ugly log!

*kids dress up as her for Halloween!

*she makes blind children cry!

*you could stick her face in dough and it would make monster cookies!

*I took her to the zoo and the guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."!

*if you looked up ugly in the dictionary her picture would b  read more »

yo mama's so poor

Yo mama is so poor, she was running after a garbage truck with her shopping list.

Yo Momma so FAT 5

Yo Momma so fat..

... She was born on the 8th, 9th and 10th of July.

... She walked past me & her shadow broke my foot.

... This morning I had coffee with 2 lumps, her and her mother.

... The curtains have made her a lovely skirt.

yo momma

your moma is so fat when she blinks her eyelids clap.