Yo mama jokes

So Stupid

Yo mamma's so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo mamma's so stupid, it took her ten minutes to cook Minute Rice.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she stared at a Ford for an hour because it said "Focus."

Yo mamma's so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket for a night and starved to death.

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Yo mama so fat....

Yo mama so fat...

...she fell in love and broke it

...she sat on walmart and lowered the prices.

...she makes king-kong look like an ation figure.

...her pant size is her zip code.(97216)

Yo Momma so ugly!

Yo Momma so ugly, when she stands in front of the mirror the reflection won't look at her!

So Fat

Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears a red dress, the kids in the neighborhood yell, "Hey, Kool-Aid!"

Yo mamma's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out.

Yo mamma's so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits!

Yo mamma's so fat, she has her own zip code!

Yo mamma's so fat, it takes a train and two buses to get on her good side.

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Yo Mama's So Short... Run

Yo mama is so short, that she can run track around the toilet!