Yo mama jokes

Yo mamma is so old

Yo Momma is so old she was in Jesus yearbook!

Yo Momma is so ugly

Yo momma is so ugly she stuck her face out the window and she got arrested for mooning!

Yo momma is so poor

Yo momma is so poor she cursed out the lady at McDonalds because they wouldn't put a small fries and a coke in layaway.

Your momma is so fat...

Your momma is so far that when she walks outside with a yellow shirt on everyone yells "Taxi"

YO mama soo FAT!

Yo mama so FAT, she got hit by a bus, and said 'who threw that rock at me?!'