Yo mama jokes

Yo Mama so FAT 2

Yo Mama so fat she could sell shade.

Yo Mama so fat when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.

Yo Mama so fat if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!

Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.

Yo mama's so fat she's not kidding when she says "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!"

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Yo Mama so poor

Yo mama so poor...

...when I rang the doorbell of her house the toilet flushed

...when I went through front door of her house I ended up in the backyard

...when I went into her house and stepped on a ciggarette, she said,"hey who turned off the heater?"

...when I went into her house a cockroach tripped me and an ant stole my wallet.

So Old

Yo mamma's so old, she farts dust.

Yo mamma's so old, she ows Jesus $3.

Yo mamma's so old, when God said, "Let there be light," she flipped the switch.

Let there be light!

Your mamma is so fat, when God said let there be light,she had to move!

Yo Mamma

Your Mammas so hairy when she went to the zoo the apes thought she was one of them!

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