Yo mama jokes

So Ugly

Yo mamma's so ugly, your daddy took her to work so he wouldn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo mamma's so ugly, she got beat with the ugly stick.

Yo mamma's so ugly, kid's go as her for Halloween.

Yo mamma's so ugly, when she was a kid, she didn't have to wear a costume for Halloween

Yo mamma's so ugly, when she went into the haunted house, and came out with a job  read more »

halloween

yo mamma so ugly, when people see her, they say "halloween's over"

Yo mama so fat, the whales sing

Yo mamma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang "We are family!"

Yo Mama the Gourmet

Your mama cooks so bad, your family prays after they eat!

Yo Mama so Poor..

Yo Mama so poor that all she could afford to exchange at Christmas were glances.

Yo Mama so poor that she couldn't even afford to scratch an itch.

Yo Mama so poor that she ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo Mama so poor that when you asked what was for dinner yo mama put her foot on the table, pointed to her feet, and said "Corn"

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