Valentine jokes

Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie...

Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
Answer: The boy's hand.

What is the difference...

What is the difference between a girl who is sick of her boyfriend and a sailor who falls into the ocean...


one is bored over a man where as the other is a man over board

Would you marry me?

- Would you marry me?


- But you are the frog...


- But we are in fairytale


- But you are real frog!

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