Valentine jokes

First time sex...

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents.

Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
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Aussie kiss

Q. What's an Australian kiss?
A. The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!

Archaeologists are the best husbands...

An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.