Stupid jokes

i went to the butchers...

I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him $50 that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf.

He said, "No bet, the steaks are too high."

Redneck's new born child...

Redneck registering his new born son:
Name: John
Surname: Woodcock
Nationality: Chinese...

Nurse asking him: "Why did you put Chinese?" {#emotions_dlg.shock}
Redneck: This is my 3rd son and I read in newspaper - every third born child in the world is Chinese... Cool


Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the shop.
Did you find it funny???

Neither did the chicken because the shop was closedCry
Why did the chicken cross the road agen??
To get to the other side.
Did you find it funny??

Neither did the chicken because he got run over!!!

John and Peter

John: hey Peter whats up! you wanna play, I'm kinda bored i hate it
Peter:nahh, maybe next time i don't wanna get bored either

How do you...

how do you catch a unique rabbit?
Uniquie up on it