Stupid jokes

What kind of cheese...

What kind of cheese isnt yours?

Nach-yo cheese!

I know you are single...

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket. She had in her cart: 2 litres of low fat milk, a carton of eggs, 2 litres of orange juice, a head of lettuce, half a dozen tomatoes, a 500g jar of coffee, a 250g pack of bacon.

When she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a Drunk standing behind her was watching as she placed the items in front of the cashier and said,"You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual that could lead to such conclusion. She said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cos you're ugly."...

Before & After

Before marriage:
Man : At last, it was so hard to wait.
Woman : Do you want me to leave?
Man : NO! Don't even think about it.
Woman : Do you love me?
Man : Of course!
Woman : Have you ever cheated on me?
Man : NO! Why you even ask?
Woman : Will you kiss me?
Man : Yes!
Woman : Will you hit me?
Man : No way! I'm not such kind of person!
Woman : Can I trust you?
After marriage, Read it from bottom to the top!!! Laughing

18th bday

there was a boy born with no arms legs or body so he was just a head
on his 18th birthday his dad took him 2 the pub and brought him a vodka shot
after he took a sip his body grew back he took a noter an his arms grew back
he thought wow and took another sip and his legs grew back
he was so exsited he ran outside and got hit by a bus
the bar man said ''he should of quit while he was a head'' {#emotions_dlg.rolf}

What are the people of Turkey called?

Teacher: What are the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: They are called Turks, now What are the people of Germany called?
Student: They are called Germs.