Stupid jokes

Watch your health...

My grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money; watch your health."

So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money.

It was my grandfather... Cry

what walks on what?

what walks on four legs in the morning,two in the evening, and three at night? a human. as a baby you crawl on you arms and legs which is four. at ten you walk on two legs. and at old age three because of the cane u use.