Stupid jokes

Boss or Mother in law?...

Imagine home on fire, your boss and mother-in-law inside. You can save only one of them.
What is your choice:


a) Watch football


b) Drink beer

{#emotions_dlg.devil}

Surgery

Patient is undergoing surgery. Doctor raising his hand aaaand CUT!...
- Doctor, it suppose to be LEG! {#emotions_dlg.shock}
- Oh, sorry, (raising his hand) aaaaand CUT! Laughing
- Doctoooor! The other LEG!!!... Cry
- Oooops... Embarassed aaaaand CUT!... Laughing

Terrible F1 accident...

Terrible F1 accident

Cry

They dont...

One day, a man was getting interviewed by who seemed to be a very smart guy.


-Are you ready for this?


-Oh..Yes


-Okay,first i'm going to see how intelligant you are.If a roster lays an egg at the top of a barn,and an egg happens to roll out,what side does it roll to left or right?


-I'm gonna....well....left...Wait,I know this, up! Undecided


-acually no,I'm very sorry to tell you this...Frown


-that I got it right,huh?!


-no....ROSTERS DONT LAY EGGS

Would you marry me?

- Would you marry me?


- But you are the frog...


- But we are in fairytale


- But you are real frog!

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