Stupid jokes

My wife is an angel...

First guy: My wife is an angel! Smile
Second guy: You're lucky man! Mine is still alive Cry

What super rude is...

What is super rude??
It is shitting in front of your neighbor door and knocking to ask for toilet paper... {#emotions_dlg.rolf}

My name starts with C and ends with a T...

- Knock Knock

- Who is that?

- My name starts with a C and ends with a T, I am hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid...

- Huh??!? who???? Undecided

- Coconut... {#emotions_dlg.shock}

Tarzan went to the river...

Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"?

The animals told him..........."Your tail is in the front"...

Curly hair...

In which place men & women both have CURLY HAIR..? Undecided
its in AFRICA.... Laughing

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