Stupid jokes

Dinosaur

They called a crescent a Dinosaur Girl 1: Mom, did you eat the dinosaur again? Mom: Yes........ Girl 2: Mommy, stop eating our pets! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

How to name a baby...?

A pregnant woman gets into a deep sleep after giving birth. Asleep for nearly 2 days, she wakes up and ask doctor:
- How is my baby?
- Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them.
- The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother, he's an idiot!". Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor: - Well, what's the girl's name?
- Denise, the doctor says.
- The new mother thinks: "Wow, that's not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!". Then she asks the doctor: - What's the boy's name?
- DeNephew...

Stupid Teacher

A teacher was helping a student in english:
Teacher: What is the past tense of playing?
Student: What do you think it is sir? Surprised
Teacher: I don't think, I KNOW.
Student: I don't think I know either sir. Frown

Hedgehog

Hedgehog was walking in the forest... Suddenly he realized that he can breath by his butt... So he continued waling and breating by his butt... After walking for long he decided to rest and sit for a while... And.... suffocated... Cry

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