Stupid jokes

6 truths of life

1. you cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. all idiots after reading the first truth try it.Tongue out

3. the first truth is a lie.

4. you are smiling now because you are an idiot.  read more »

You're NEXT!

A young kid was in his uncle's wedding,

When his grandfather told him "You're next".Smile

The kid was a bit Pissed off.

Next month , They went to his Cousin's Funeral

Then he looked at his Grandfather and said  read more »


What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?

For bird flu you need tweetment and for swine flu you need oinkment