Religious jokes

Having Coffee

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.  read more »

Don't Step on a Duck

Three men stood in line to get into heaven and the first man came up to Peter, who said, "Since there are not many rules in heaven the only one we could manage to string up is that you cannot step on a duck." So the first man went in and accidently stepped on a duck and a hideous women flies from out of nowhere and lands on top of him.  read more »

Seventeenth Chapter

A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment for the next week.

"Next Sunday," she said, "we are going to talk about liars, and in preparation for our lesson I want you all to read the Seventeenth Chapter of Mark."

The following week, at the beginning of the class meeting, the teacher said, "Now then, all of you who have prepared for the lesson by reading the Seven  read more »

3 men standing in front of God

God: Men, what car you get in Heaven will depend on how faithful you were to your wives on Earth.

Man 1: Please God, I can't count how many times I cheated on my wife.  read more »

Standing At The Gates Of Heaven

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths.  read more »