The Golf Ball

One day a football, a baseball, and a golf ball met in a restaurant.

The baseball said " I don't get enough for what I do."

Then the football said "I just wanna go home and relax after this."

The golf ball said "I'm tired."

The foot ball asked why.  read more »


Does anyone know why Blonde jokes are kept short? Sealed  read more »

Having Coffee

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.  read more »

Annual Physical

An elderly man goes into his doctors office for an annual physical. After a while, the doctor comes out and says, "I'm sorry Bill, but we have discovered you have a condition which only allows you another 6 weeks to live."  read more »

Two Drunks

Two drunks had just gotten thrown out of the bar and are walking down the street when they come across this dog, sitting on the curb, licking his balls. They stand there watching and after a while one of them says, " I sure wish I could do that!"
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