Redneck jokes

My Pa Won't Like It

A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn.

The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, "Hey Billy Bob, forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us.  read more »

Last Ditch Effort

Two football players were taking an important final exam.

If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the Sugar Bowl the following week.

The exam was fill-in-the-blank.

The last question read, "Old MacDonald had a _________."

Bubba was stumped. He had no idea of the answer.  read more »

One for the Volunteers

Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip:

You know why birds fly upside down over Scott County, Virginia?

"Cause there ain't nothin' worth shittin' on up there!"

Incomparable indeed!

An Israeli doctor says: “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.”
A German doctor says: “That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.”
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Redneck's new born child...

Redneck registering his new born son:
Name: John
Surname: Woodcock
Nationality: Chinese...

Nurse asking him: "Why did you put Chinese?" {#emotions_dlg.shock}
Redneck: This is my 3rd son and I read in newspaper - every third born child in the world is Chinese... Cool