Doctor jokes

Annual Physical

An elderly man goes into his doctors office for an annual physical. After a while, the doctor comes out and says, "I'm sorry Bill, but we have discovered you have a condition which only allows you another 6 weeks to live."  read more »

Doc where do you want me to put my clothes ?

A Woman walked into her doctors office for a appointment  the doctor told her to remove her clothes and put on a hospital gown and he would return in 5 minutes when the doctor returned back in his office the lady asked him where could she put her clothes at and the doctor turned off the lights and said you can put them over there on top of


Q:Why did the nurse tiptoe past the medicene cabinet???Undecided  read more »

Breast Enlargement

A woman says to her husband that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts.

Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that.  read more »