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Irish Computer Virus

Greetings lads,

You have just received the "IRISH VIRUS".
Unfortunately we don't have any programming experience.
That is why we kindly ask you to delete some important files on your hard drive and forward this virus to everyone on your mailing list.
Thank you very much for your understanding.

The Best Out-Of-Office e-mail auto-replies

1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position.

2. I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you.

3. Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed so that I may be promoted to management

4. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

5. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.

(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over)

6. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as ' Loretta' instead of 'Steve'