Christmas jokes

What did Adam say...

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve ! Laughing

Father christmas

why does santa have 3 gardens... he likes to ho...ho...ho

Jingle Bells story...

Santa entertaining the kid while his parents are shopping. Boy is asking him:
- Santa, tell me the story of Jingle bells?
- Oh, Ho-ho-ho... Well, when I was younger I was a soldier in Vietnam... And damn that mine I step on!... Ho-ho-ho.. ho-ho...

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