Christmas jokes

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?

- What do monkeys sing at Christmas?

- Jungle Bells, Jungle bells...

Christmass wish

A small biy wrote to Santa, "Santa, all I want for Christmas is for you to send me a brother..."

Santa replied, "For this you will have to send me your mom first..." Innocent

Little known fact about Christmas...

Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip... but there were problems everywhere.

Four of his elves were sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Frown

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More Stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a shot of whiskey. Then he found the elves had hidden the liquor and there was nothing to drink. Yell
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crimbo joke

how come santa's sack is really big??

because he only ''comes'' once a year