Blonde jokes

The Russians, the Americas, and the Blondes.

Two Russians and two Americans were talking. Bragging to each other.

"We were the first in space!" the Russians declared with pride.

"Oh, yeah? Well we were the first on the moon!" the Americans proclaimed with chins up in the sky.

Two blondes overheard, they came over and said,  read more »

Our Stupid Apartments On Fire!

Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony.

"Help, help!" yells one of the blondes.

"Help us, help us!" yells the other.

"Maybe it would help if we yelled together," said the first blonde.

"Good idea," said the other.

"Together, together!"

A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire

Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500,000 and one lifeline left -- phone a friend.

The next question will give you the top prize of One Million dollars if you get it right ...  read more »


Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond?

A: They open on impact.

A Blonde Job Interview

A blonde goes for a job interview in an office.

The interviewer starts with the basics.

"So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?"

The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for half a minute before replying. "Um ...  read more »