Blonde jokes

3 Wishes

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.

For years, they live there, and one day they find a magic lamp.

They rub it, and sure enough, out comes a genie.  read more »

Keys Locked In

Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his car?

A: Took him an hour to get his family out w/ a coat hanger.

Blonde Selling Car

A blonde was trying to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had almost 230,000 miles on it.

One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon.  read more »

M and M's are too smart!

Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an M&M factory?

She kept throwing out all of the W's!

More Blonde Q and A's

Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE BAKE A CHICKEN FOR 3 AND A HALF DAYS?A: It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125.

Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE PUT HER FINGER OVER THE NAIL WHEN SHE WAS HAMMERING?A: The noise gave her a headache.

Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE HAVE BLISTERS ON HER LIPS?A: From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

Q: Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the b  read more »
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