Blonde jokes

Did you hear about the blonde that...

Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.

Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years"

Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.

When asked what the capital of California was; answered "C".

Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound  read more »

Angry Truck Driver

A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver.

He motioned for her to pull over.  read more »

Mileage

A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a car with 250,000 miles on it.  read more »

A Blonde Astronaut

There was a blonde, a red head, and a brunette and they were all up in space.

Each girl tried thinking up ways to be better then the other two...

The red head said, "I am going to be the first woman to land on mars."

The brunette said, "I can beat that, I'll be the first woman to land on saturn."

The blonde said, "I'll beat both of you, I'll be the first woman t  read more »

21, 21, 21

There's a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,"21, 21, 21..."

Then a blonde pulls up, gets out of her car, and says, "What are you doing?"

The brunette replies, "Just counting."

The blonde says, "May I join you?"

"Yes," replies the brunette.

So the blonde and the brunette are now both walking down the railroad tracks saying," 21, 21, 2  read more »
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