Birthday jokes

Watch your health...

My grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money; watch your health."

So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money.

It was my grandfather... Cry

Birthday trip

A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip!

Grandma's 99 birthday

Grandma, is it exciting being 99?
It certainly is! If I wasn't 99 I'd be dead.

Gorilla's birthday gift

Q: What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?
A: I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it!

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