Bar jokes

Celtic Mortality

What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.

The Buffalo Theory

The "Buffolo Theory" of Beer..

A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo.  read more »

Bar Chatup

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar.

After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"

To which she responds by yelling, at thetop of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"

Everyone in the bar is now staring at them.  read more »

12 Year Old Scotch

A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch.  read more »

Old Drunk

A drunken old man walked into a bar. He yells at the bartender, "Bartender get me a tequila!" The bartender gets him a tequila.

The old man drinks it as fast as he can.

Then he looks around the bar and sees three large men at a table having some beers.

He points at one of them and says "You!  read more »