Bar jokes

Watch your health...

My grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money; watch your health."

So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money.

It was my grandfather... Cry

French toast

Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table.

The mother asks the oldest boy what he’d like to eat.

"I’ll have some fuckin’ French toast," he says.

The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs.

She asks the middle child what he wants.  read more »

You were by my side...

Husband woke up after surgery... He called his wife to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business fell, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side.  read more »

Camping trip

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, Holmes said:” Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see?"

Watson said, "I see millions and millions of stars."

Holmes: "And what does that tell you?"
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High-tech baby

Did you hear about the baby born in the high-tech delivery room?

It was cordless!
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