Anniversary jokes

Celtic Supporters Club

Mick was attending his Celtic Supporters Club's monthly meeting and had just told them he couldn't make the upcoming Glasgow trip because his missus wouldn't let him go.

After copping the under the thumb remarks and other derisive remarks Mick left to go back home to the missus.  read more »

First time sex...

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents.

Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
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You were by my side...

Husband woke up after surgery... He called his wife to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business fell, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side.  read more »

50th wedding anniversary

A man was talking to his friend about what to do for his 50th wedding anniversary. The friend asked, “What did you do for your 25th?”

He said, “I took my wife to Hawaii.”
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50th wedding anniversary

Bob and Nancy were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. After 50 years, Bob wanted to know if Nancy was always faithful.

Bob asked, "Have you ever cheated on me?"

Nancy replied, "Yes, three times."

"What?!", yelled Bob, "When?"  read more »