Animal jokes

At The Circus

A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared, the boy seemed very intrigued by them.

"Mommy, what's that long thing on the elephant?" he asked.

"That's the elephant's trunk, dear," she replied.

"No, not that.  read more »

The Hunting Dog

Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, "I'll send my dog out to see if there are any ducks out in the pond. If there aren't any ducks out there, I'm not going hunting."

So he sends the dog out to the pond. The dog comes back and barks twice. Chester says, "Well I'm not going to go out.  read more »

lions and tigers

why do tigers always tell the truth? because if they didnt they would be a lion!

Hungry baby... shark...

Great white mom and great white baby shark:

- Mom, I am hungry...

- Then? Why don't you swim to the beach find some stupid tourist that gone far from the shore, show your fin, make 3 times around the tourist and then enjoy your lunch?

- Ya, mom, but I am very hungry, can I just skip this part with showing fin and circling around the tourist?  read more »