Yo mama so old

your mama so old she sat next to jesus in school

6 truths of life

1. you cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. all idiots after reading the first truth try it.Tongue out

3. the first truth is a lie.

4. you are smiling now because you are an idiot.  read more »

Truck driver...

A truck driver sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.  read more »

Yo Mama So Old

Yo mama so old that she was a waitress at the last supper.....

Breast enlargement

A woman asks her husband if she could get her breasts enlarged. Her cheap husband told her no and that if she wants them enlarged for free all she has to do is rub toilet paper on them. She asked what in the world will that do? He said he hopes it does as good of a job on her breasts as it did on her butt.