Truck driver...

A truck driver sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.

“What are you doing?” he says.

“I going to commit suicide,” she says.

“Well, before you jump, why don’t you give me a blowjob.”

So, she does.

After she’s finished, the trucker says, “Wow! That’s a wasted talent. Why are you committing suicide?”.

“My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl……”

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