The Red Man And The Green Man

There was once a red man and a green man. One day the red man goes to visit the green man who is in the bath. He rings the door bell and in a hurry the green man jumps out of the bath, wraps a towel around his waist and runs to answer the door.

He opens the door and greets the red man by shaking his hand. As he does so his towel slips off revealing all.

The red man is horrified, runs off into the road and gets knocked over.

What is the moral of the story??

Never cross the road when the green man's flashing!

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