Pork Scratchings

Three Guys go to a bar for a drink. After finishing the first round two of the guys go out for a fag. A woman approaches the guy left at the bar and offers him £50 to scratch the scabs off her private part. The guy willingly accepts, does the job puts the scabs in a bag and tosses it out the window. He then runs out to his friends ecstatic after thanking the lady and says....

"I just earned myself fifty bucks!"

His friends look back smiling and with a mouthfull said....

"well we just found a bag of free pork scratchings!"

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