A Dung Story

A blonde and a brunnete were stuck on a roof. There was no way down besides a large assortment of droppings scattered in one area. The blonde suggested they jump into the droppings which would soften their fall, so she jumped first.

"Come on in!" She said, "It's only ankle deep!"

So the brunnete jumps and it comes up all the way up to her neck.

"Hey!" The Brunnete shouted, "I though you said it was only ankle deep!"

"I know!" The blond said, "I jumped head-first!"

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