Don't Step on a Duck

Three men stood in line to get into heaven and the first man came up to Peter, who said, "Since there are not many rules in heaven the only one we could manage to string up is that you cannot step on a duck." So the first man went in and accidently stepped on a duck and a hideous women flies from out of nowhere and lands on top of him.

The second man came up to Peter, who explained, "There are no rules in heaven, besides the fact that you cannot step on a duck." So the second man walked in and unintentionally stepped on a duck, and suddenly a fridge flies from out of nowhere and lands on top of him.

The third man came up to Peter, and after this rule was explained to him, he found who he thought was the hottest lady in the world. He asked, "Wonder what I did to deserve this?" And the women replied, "Me too, but all I know is that I stepped on a duck and I got you."

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