Blonde Lumberjack

A blonde travels to Canada to seek herfortune as a lumberjack. She meets aforeman of a logging organization whooffers to give her a job.

"Now, I hope you realize we expect youto cut down at least 100 trees a day,"the foreman told her.

The blonde woman didn''t see this as aproblem, so she went out with theChainsaw and did her best. She cameback drenched in sweat.

"Geez lady, how many trees did you cutdown?" asked the foreman."6" she replied."What!? You have to do better than that.Get up earlier tomorrow!"

So she did. Out she went with thechainsaw, she came back that nightexhausted.

"How many this time?" asked the foreman."12" she said.The foreman says, "That does it. I''mcoming out there with you tomorrowmorning!"

The next morning, the foreman reachesthe first tree and says, "This is howto cut down trees really quickly."He pulls the rope on the chainsaw andit gives off a loud BRRRRRRUUUMMM.

He notices the blonde is looking at himfrantically, so he asks her what''s wrong.

And she replies, "What the hell is thatnoise?"
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