Downturn in the StockMarket

Telltale signs of a downturn in the Stockmarket...

=> NASDAQ seen in waterfront dive getting gooned on port shooters.

=> You've just called your investment house and the first thing they tell you is the soup of the day.

=> U.S. dollar and foil covered chocolate pirate doubloons currently on par.

=> Dow Jones now stripping in gay bar under the name Wow Jones.

=> Next parade down wall street, CEOs still fling tickertape from windows, only now don't bother taking it out of their pockets.

=> Alan Greenspan has personally adopted a pesos-only policy.
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