Missappropriated Churchill Quote
A man walks out of a bar totally hammered, only to be greeted by a snobby woman.
She takes one look at him.
"You, sir, are drunk!"
"And you ma'am, are ugly. But when I wake up, I will be sober!"
She takes one look at him.
"You, sir, are drunk!"
"And you ma'am, are ugly. But when I wake up, I will be sober!"
