Celtic Supporters Club

Mick was attending his Celtic Supporters Club's monthly meeting and had just told them he couldn't make the upcoming Glasgow trip because his missus wouldn't let him go.

After copping the under the thumb remarks and other derisive remarks Mick left to go back home to the missus.

When Mick's mates started arriving to catch the bus for the trip the following night who should be there but Mick sitting up in front of the bus, scarf and Celtic shirt on and sucking on a can of beer.

" How did ya talk ya missus into letting you go Mick?""

I didn't have to ," was Mick's reply.

" When I left the meeting I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then the missus snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, " Surprise "

When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see through negligee and she said , ' Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do what ever you want .'


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