Beer, eh

A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.

His friend Doug stops him and asks, "Hey Bob! Whacha get the case of beer for?"

"I got it for my wife, eh." answers Bob.

"Oh!" exclaims Doug, "Good trade."

Yo Momma so FAT 5

Yo Momma so fat..

... She was born on the 8th, 9th and 10th of July.

... She walked past me & her shadow broke my foot.

... This morning I had coffee with 2 lumps, her and her mother.

... The curtains have made her a lovely skirt.

Yo Mama so poor

Yo mama so poor...

...when I rang the doorbell of her house the toilet flushed

...when I went through front door of her house I ended up in the backyard

...when I went into her house and stepped on a ciggarette, she said,"hey who turned off the heater?"

...when I went into her house a cockroach tripped me and an ant stole my wallet.

10 commandments

The Ten Commandments display was recently removed from the Alabama SupremeCourt building. There was a good reason for the move. You can't post

Thou Shalt Not Steal,Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,and Thou Shall Not Lie

in a building full of lawyers and politicians without creating a hostilework environment.

Chuck Norris! Who Else?

There was no such thing as a giraffe until Chuck Norris gave a horse an uppercut.Cool