Yo Mama So Old

Yo mama so old that she was a waitress at the last supper.....

Yo Momma so ugly!

Yo Momma so ugly, when she stands in front of the mirror the reflection won't look at her!

tic tacs

yo mamma so fat she makes free willy look like a tic tac.

So Old

Yo mamma's so old, she farts dust.

Yo mamma's so old, she ows Jesus $3.

Yo mamma's so old, when God said, "Let there be light," she flipped the switch.

Criminal Mastermind

An applicant was filling out a job application.

When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" he wrote, "No."

The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the previous question, was "Why?"

The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught."