Blondes taking bus

Two blondes waiting at the bus stop:
- Which bus are you waiting?
- Number 2
- I am for number 8
- Hey, look 28 is arriving Surprised
- Oh, good, lets take a ride together then! Smile

Everything has its time...

A guy heard someone knock on his door. He went to check it out and saw a small Death Angel outside waiting. Immediately, he slams the door and heard voice behind the door saying: – I’m not looking for you... I’m here for your parrot...

lions and tigers

why do tigers always tell the truth? because if they didnt they would be a lion!

Fresh body organs

Q: Which part of Britain you may find fresh body organs?

A: Liverpool


- Mama, am I stupid...?

- Yes you are... and by the way I am Papa! Cool