What is the difference...

What is the difference between a girl who is sick of her boyfriend and a sailor who falls into the ocean...

one is bored over a man where as the other is a man over board

I'm serious!!!

Son: Mum, I've just swallowed a bone.
Mum: Are you choking? {#emotions_dlg.shock}
Son: No, I'm serious!!!

Men comparrison

How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

Doc where do you want me to put my clothes ?

A Woman walked into her doctors office for a appointment  the doctor told her to remove her clothes and put on a hospital gown and he would return in 5 minutes when the doctor returned back in his office the lady asked him where could she put her clothes at and the doctor turned off the lights and said you can put them over there on top of mines.......lol

Blonde mama advise...

Blonde daughter just got married and blonde mama giving advice:

- Honey, if you don't want to get pregnant soon - DO NOT swallow it...
Undecided {#emotions_dlg.rolf}