Library Fast food

A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the desk and said, "I would like a cheeseburger."

The librarian replied,"Shh! This is a library!" The blonde blushed. "oh, sorry.." then she whispered, "I would like a cheeseburger."

Loss of memory

When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance... Undecided

yo momma is so poor

some guy ran up to a trash can and she popped out

Blond's Petition

The Blonde's Petition Letter...
We blonds at the ofise are tired of all the the dum stoopid jokes about us. We think this is hairassment. It causes us grate stress and makes our roots turn dark. We have hired a loyer and he is talking to the loyers at Clairol. We will take this all the way to the supream cort if we have two. Juj Thomas knos all about hairassment and he will be on are side.

We have also talked to the govner to make a new law to stop this pursicushun. We want a law that makes peepol tell brewnet jokes as much as blond jokes and every so often a red head joke. If we don't get our way we will not date anybody that ain't blond and we will make up jokes about you and we will laff.

Sined by the blonds at the ofise.


They called a crescent a Dinosaur Girl 1: Mom, did you eat the dinosaur again? Mom: Yes........ Girl 2: Mommy, stop eating our pets! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA