Yo Momma so FAT 5

Yo Momma so fat..

... She was born on the 8th, 9th and 10th of July.

... She walked past me & her shadow broke my foot.

... This morning I had coffee with 2 lumps, her and her mother.

... The curtains have made her a lovely skirt.

Yo Mama so poor

Yo mama so poor...

...when I rang the doorbell of her house the toilet flushed

...when I went through front door of her house I ended up in the backyard

...when I went into her house and stepped on a ciggarette, she said,"hey who turned off the heater?"

...when I went into her house a cockroach tripped me and an ant stole my wallet.

10 commandments

The Ten Commandments display was recently removed from the Alabama SupremeCourt building. There was a good reason for the move. You can't post

Thou Shalt Not Steal,Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,and Thou Shall Not Lie

in a building full of lawyers and politicians without creating a hostilework environment.

Chuck Norris! Who Else?

There was no such thing as a giraffe until Chuck Norris gave a horse an uppercut.Cool

Yo mama so old

your mama so old she sat next to jesus in school