What do you call...

what do you call an ant thats 100 years old...

an ANTIQUE

Mr Right Application

Dear ________,

I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr. Right.

As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as yourself also failed to make the final cut.  read more »

Men Quotes

Why did God create men?  read more »

Psychiatric clinic

Psychiatric clinic. Doctor is bored - no patients… Suddenly door opens slowly and he sees man crouching on his knees holding something in teeth, hands and pulling something…

Doctor:
- Oh, lets see who is that! Is it a little snake? Come, come little snaky, doctor is going to help you… Laughing
- Man shaking head no…
- Aaaaah I seeee… it must be little turtle, come, come, sit and tell uncle doctor what happen with you… Laughing
- Man shaking head no…
- So who is that? Are you little worm? Undecided  read more »

blindness

A husband is sitting in the waiting room at the hospital because his wife was giving birth to their first child. Finally, the doctor comes into the room and says to the husband:

"Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news?"

Husband:"The good news first."

doctor:"Congradulations your wife just gave birh to a 50 pound giant eyeball."  read more »

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