Hospital scene...

Nurse asking a badly injured man while registering him:


- Are you married?
- No, I've got into car accident...

Rabbi and Pop dining..

Rabbi met Pop:

Rabbi - Shalom, how are you?
Pop - Good, how are you?
Rabbi - Oh... just now I had meal in restaurant, woow... It almost killed me when I saw the bill... Cry
Pop - Oh... never mind, I'll teach you how to have good meal and never pay the bill!... Laughing
Rabbi - Sure, show me... :?

They went into restaurant and had good meal - ordered almost everything, after that they stay there until restaurant was about to close and all staff left except one Waiter...

Waiter approached them and ask - Gentlemen, we are closing soon, would you mind to pay bill first? Smile  read more »

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the shop.
Did you find it funny???


Neither did the chicken because the shop was closedCry
Why did the chicken cross the road agen??
To get to the other side.
Did you find it funny??


Neither did the chicken because he got run over!!!
Smile

Dinosaur

They called a crescent a Dinosaur Girl 1: Mom, did you eat the dinosaur again? Mom: Yes........ Girl 2: Mommy, stop eating our pets! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Blond's Petition

The Blonde's Petition Letter...
We blonds at the ofise are tired of all the the dum stoopid jokes about us. We think this is hairassment. It causes us grate stress and makes our roots turn dark. We have hired a loyer and he is talking to the loyers at Clairol. We will take this all the way to the supream cort if we have two. Juj Thomas knos all about hairassment and he will be on are side.

We have also talked to the govner to make a new law to stop this pursicushun. We want a law that makes peepol tell brewnet jokes as much as blond jokes and every so often a red head joke. If we don't get our way we will not date anybody that ain't blond and we will make up jokes about you and we will laff.

Sined by the blonds at the ofise.

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