Mother in law...

- Sorry, I heard your mother in law past away...
- Yes, so sad, she ate a poisonous mushroom... I heard yours past away not long ago...?
- Oh, yes, broken neck... She refused to eat mushroom... {#emotions_dlg.whistle}

Blind Justice

A young boy asked is father, "Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?"

The father thought for a moment, "Yes son, sometimes a lawyer will do anything to win a case!"

Library Fast food

A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the desk and said, "I would like a cheeseburger."

The librarian replied,"Shh! This is a library!" The blonde blushed. "oh, sorry.." then she whispered, "I would like a cheeseburger."

Blond's Petition

The Blonde's Petition Letter...
We blonds at the ofise are tired of all the the dum stoopid jokes about us. We think this is hairassment. It causes us grate stress and makes our roots turn dark. We have hired a loyer and he is talking to the loyers at Clairol. We will take this all the way to the supream cort if we have two. Juj Thomas knos all about hairassment and he will be on are side.

We have also talked to the govner to make a new law to stop this pursicushun. We want a law that makes peepol tell brewnet jokes as much as blond jokes and every so often a red head joke. If we don't get our way we will not date anybody that ain't blond and we will make up jokes about you and we will laff.

Sined by the blonds at the ofise.

Dinosaur

They called a crescent a Dinosaur Girl 1: Mom, did you eat the dinosaur again? Mom: Yes........ Girl 2: Mommy, stop eating our pets! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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